FFS&S: The Interactive Edition
As I may or may not have mentioned before, I've decided that my last day of work will be Friday, July 1. Since I'm an upstanding sort of guy, I am going to give my two weeks notice. So, if you do the math, that means I'll be giving my notice this week.
So here's where you come in. I need to give a reason as to why I'm leaving. "I got into grad school in March and never planned on staying more than a couple of months" is not a viable option. Part of me wants to do something really creative. One suggestion I received was "I'm leaving to pursue my dream of becoming an astronaut." Not bad. But I need a reason I can give with a straight face.
So, please post any suggestions you may have. If I choose your suggestion, I'll send you a dollar. Seriously.
Have fun.
posted by V at 12:02 AM
7 Comments:
Tell them you got a job as a mascot for a minor league baseball team. You scumbag.
'stick
6/14/2005 2:26 PM
Tell them you're moving to the Azores to live with your folks for a while.
6/15/2005 12:10 AM
Both good suggestions.
Stick, I can tell them I bought the rights to Youppi! and will be barnstorming the minors.
6/15/2005 12:12 AM
Tell them you need to start training for your title shot at the N.A.M.B.L.A. belt.
6/15/2005 1:32 AM
Tell them you are buying a bar in Amsterdam and want to live a more humble existence.
Actually V, that might make you happier than going to school.
6/15/2005 10:10 AM
tell them that the dead women in your closet are starting to reek of decay and u need to split the country before your brothers find out....or
that your going on tour with me as my air guitar roadie, and u need to help me back stage every nite with all the coked out whores!
6/15/2005 1:58 PM
Tell them you're slowly dying of mono, and you want to spend the last few months of your life trying to get into Paris Hilton's pants. (Like it's hard.)
6/15/2005 5:36 PM
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